Thursday, March 29, 2012

Holy Biscuits...I was on Today with Kathy Lee and Hoda!

So today on the Today show with Kathy Lee and Hoda they were talking about me!!! Can you believe it?! Well, not actually me personally but all the millions of moms that are out there that read mommy porn on their kindles and ipads! I seriously thought I was the only one, but it turns out that tons of women are reading their mommy porn on their electronic devices. Did you hear that Mom?! Tons of women.....

I guess the erotic theme books are getting popular again. There is a new one out called 50 Shades of Gray...I downloaded it...I am gonna start it this weekend after I finish the series that I am reading now. Now, don't be judging me....I just like novels that are more vivid...lmao - yes Mom - I am telling the whole world that I read mommy porn. You read it too but yours is the G version...the whole his throbbing manhood crest her burning apex of curls just isn't getting it for me.

I remember two summers ago at my Mom's yard sale I brought some things over to sell and I had some mommy porn books on her tables and she almost shit a brick.

Mom: What are you doing?! (High pitched, whisper voice)

Me: Selling books and stuff.

Mom: I don't want my neighbors to think that I am reading this stuff.

Me: could write this shit Deb.

Needless to say, I LOVE having a kindle now and the Hubbs LOVES that I read this kind of crap...I have no idea why I am writing about this today...but I was so proud that all of us moms out there that love reading nasty books were talked I know that I am not the only freak on the block!